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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

(via where-iswonderland)

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

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ericscissorhands:

"Villain Epithets"

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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caffeinecoldforclosers:

andrewhurleys:

TODAY I GOT A POSTER FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE OF MUSIC GENRES AND PETE WENTZ LANDED FALL OUT BOY WITH THE TITLE OF EMO

FUCKING KILLSWITCH ENGAGE IS EVERYWHERE I GO FU K

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I follow some of the most sincere people on here and I just want to be friends with them in real life.

This makes me sound like such a loser but it’s true. Great people exist behind different keyboards!