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I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum.

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via schloong)

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

(via thunderst-rm)

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honorable thought, if rather macabre.

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

screamingcrawfish:

any time i’ve mentioned that i’ve never been on a plane someone will be SO surprised like “REALLY???? you’ve NEVER flown on a plane????”

like dude if i bought one plane ticket at the cheapest i could find, my entire family would be homeless forever

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

(via guy)

hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

(Source: old-vibrathor, via reneemichelle11)

dxftw:

I thought it was gonna point to her abnormally straight arm who the fuck walks like that

(Source: imbluedean)

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

(Source: thissickwonderland, via guy)

itsonlyyforever:

mazerin:

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

😂

mrssaberhagen:

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

GOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via transcendentalshawty)

thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

(Source: asparagays, via sideb00b)